2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Ashley.
I couldn’t not reblog…
I have a name, and it is not Ashley.
Where art thou Ashley?
Who the fuck is Ashley???
there is no Ashley here
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce
Ugh, feel so cold and ill. Does anybody want to come to my house and make reassuring sounds whilst bringing me cups of tea?
I am supposed to be writing essays and baking birthday cakes and wrapping gifts but no chance :(
men dislike skinny jeans because they ‘want something left to their imaginations’
women retreat into the earth to form a shining utopian society, never to be seen again
men wander the surface alone, left only with their imaginations
and other men (; haha. ;)